I had a chat with a close friend on MSN Messenger a few days ago. Was going through the logs when I realised this gem of a message which I just had to share:
there’s this korean chick in my sch man
quite hot
but u know wat’s best?
her mom’s hotter
Want to buy me a drink?
Imagine that we were chatting over a hot beverage and what you're reading was being spoken instead of written. You are not a reader. You are my friend. Now, will you be interested to buy me a drink?
$3.00
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