Do you know what day it is? It’s LiShya’s birthday! Happy Birthday ger ger!
And do you know what other day it is? It’s our monthlysary! Yay!
Want to buy me a drink?
Imagine that we were chatting over a hot beverage and what you're reading was being spoken instead of written. You are not a reader. You are my friend. Now, will you be interested to buy me a drink?