I was just leafing through some of my old receipts when I came across a parking fine from about a week ago. The offence? "Parking against traffic flow". I was with Lix that day, and we had just finished our business with our bridal photography studio, picking out the photos that were to go into... Continue Reading →
This is one very cool clip. Probably NSFW (not safe for work), though if you've got earphones (or some way of listening to the audio discretely) then it shouldn't matter.
I saw the following image online many years ago (well, maybe a couple of years ago), showing how having "flies" in urinals (apparently in Amsterdam) helped ensure that toilet floors stayed clean: Well, apparently it is a fact. At least according to this source (trutchorfiction.com), which verified that flies in urinals do indeed exist. As... Continue Reading →
Where’s my pencil?! Someone stole my pencil She screamed. Cursed thieves, stealing Her pencil, I thought To myself. Where is my PENCIL she asked Once more But only An empty silence Replied. Around she went, Searching for her lost Pencil. No one saw it, she Sighed. And I signed With her. Then I FOUND MY... Continue Reading →
I don't know why but this thought suddenly came to me: the next time a toddler or anyone who's small and/or light enough for you to carry (preferably one you know) starts to cry, quickly go grab some milk and pour it on the floor; then grab that toddler/insanely light person up and carry him... Continue Reading →
I was doing some secondary research on the web to try to gather some statistics on small businesses and websites when I realised that there just wasn't much reliable data around, and that the majority of the statistics on the web were referencing themselves (this is like when an article on website A would point... Continue Reading →
My brother was on his way to take a shower when I stopped him and said, "you know, at first it was just regular; and then there was light." The expression on his face told me I was onto a winner.
I'm writing this at 6.30 in the morning -- I didn't wake up on my own accord, but was woken by my cat's quack (if you know my cat, you'll know that he's like a feline Tom Waits, and always sounds like he has had a little too much to drink). My cat is a... Continue Reading →
And the looking at her looking a little stressed, I sent the future missus a link to what I thought was a pretty funny video/gif on camouflaging in the office. Soon after I sent her the link, she said to me, "Ooh, office camouflage. I like do this! I like to camouflage in the office!"... Continue Reading →
A cynic once called television a medium because it is neither rare not well done. This was taken from the book Cutting Edge Advertising by Jim Aitchison. Just thought it was genius how punny it was.
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