It’s no use crying over spilled milk

I don’t know why but this thought suddenly came to me: the next time a toddler or anyone who’s small and/or light enough for you to carry (preferably one you know) starts to cry, quickly go grab some milk and pour it on the floor; then grab that toddler/insanely light person up and carry him or her hovered over the milk that you “spilled”. And In the most sincere, loving way possible, tell that toddler/person, “there, there, honeybunch, it’s no use crying over spilled milk…”