Apple Onsite Repairs?

As I was thinking of getting a MacBook from Apple and bringing it over with me to UWA (University of Western Australia), I decided to take a look at their “AppleCare Protection Plan for MacBook Pro/PowerBook“.

I scanned through the text once quickly, and decided that it wasn’t for me. But an asterisk at the bottom of the page caught my eye:

Hmm… “Onsite service is not available in all locations”? Now, what on earth is that about? So I scrolled up, and saw this:

So Apple, your protection plan will give me peace of mind? And I’d probably give you a piece of mine.

To all readers, I’d just like to thank you for reading. To show my appreciation, and generosity, I’ll give you a million dollars for reading this.*

* Yeap, you guessed it, million dollar reward for reading not available at all locations.