Subject headers of questionable e-mails I have received regarding the interactions of a boy and girl in bed.
- Increase the volume of your ejaculation.
- Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
- Your girl will thank me for it 🙂
I thought I might come up with a few myself…
- Problems obeying standing orders?
- Awake the sleeping volcano in you
- Shoot for the stars
- Soft margarine is supposedly good for you. But this is ridiculous.
- Make the red sea white
Donn, fragments 
problems obeying standing orders?? haha. i guess that’s what happens to “embattled” soldiers.